Who Is Snakes Lecithin?

     My name is Snakes Lecithin.  You may have read about my origin in the book Killswitch, by Barry Mason.  If not, then you may be curious about my name and who I am.  Names are not important.  They can be changed.  Who I am is not relevant, either.  What is important is what I am.  I'll tell you.  I'm the one you would want by your side if you're in trouble...and I'm the one whose face you would not want to see if you're making the trouble.  I am your darkest thought.

     I've been trying like hell to fly under most radar for the last few years, but I'm never really inactive.  Sometimes people see me and greet me with the name by which they know me, Melvin.  I just nod and keep walking when possible, sometimes allowing Melvin to stop and chat if absolutely necessary.  Sometimes I just ignore those who are better left outside my circle.  They view me as rude.  I view them as a waste of time.  Most know to leave me alone, especially when I appear lost in thought.  I'm occasionally just thinking of fried strawberries, but I guess even that makes me intense.

     Sherren and I are doing fine.  We might be on Wednesday if life were described within a week's terms, but you would think it were Sunday afternoon.  How could I put this?  Oh, I don't know.  A kid might read this.  Let me just say that we're doing fine, if you know what I mean.

    I've been a happy camper these past few years since I began teleporting around the country, taking out the trash.  There's always some pimple on the face of the nation out there who needs to be popped.  Work had been slowing down somewhat since 2006, but now I'm thinking all of that is about to start changing.  I think, in fact, that the dung is about to hit the fan.  After all...it's election year, so the muck is getting deep.  Election year does tend to bring out the scum of humanity in droves.

     I'm a very controlled erruption.  There's nothing impulsive about Snakes Lecithin.  Snakes doesn't act half cocked, as the phrase is stated.  I've had to analyze my own behavior since I began doing Melvin's tougher work for him.  I say all this because some have accused me in the past of being excessively violent and destructive.  Well, only when necessary.  I guess that's why someone also coined the phrase, pushing the envelope.  I'm that last step before jumping, the final split-second before the blast, the wind against a thug's face just prior to nuckles crashing into teeth...all with forethought, purpose, and passion.  Love me or hate me.  I am Snakes Lecithin.